A War You Say

Covert Agent

Didn't Know they were at WAR!

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"I went to work in that system [the IRS] because the first rule of war is: Know your enemy," the Minnesota Republican said. "So I went to the inside to learn how they work because I want to defeat them."
"I'm a former federal tax lawyer. I get how devastating high taxes are, I've seen it, the devastation on businesses and farmers and individuals and families and I'm going to change the economy by changing the tax code,"

- The future 45th President of the U.S, Michelle Bachmann


That's why Eddie works at Depaul, he lives in Rogers Park, and clearly loves Loyola.  He's been infiltrating the Blue Demons for years just so he can one day rip the wishes out of Wish Field, the sleazy easies out of Courtland, the inner sanctum out of Sanctuary, the rays of sunlight out of The Ray, and the comb out of the back pocket of the student in the St. Vincent statue.  He's already destroyed Demon Dogs so his precious Northern Redliners, hopping the turnstiles to Hamiltons can have longer trains.  Oh he's a rambling man alright, and he's started a far too real war.

Eddie Has been Outed

We should have known it was a ruse all along.  No one would work for Depaul's student accounts simply to perform tasks related to Depaul and Students and their accounts.  Too easy.  If he's not taking a piss on the RKelly license plate, he's loosening the cheese grater building's protection.  I know why he invited 345 Depaul employees to the south-side for his birthday party.  His comrades where looting the campus.  Oh this man is no slouch.

Hold on to your Combs